New Age Deceptions Part II – Styles and Brands

A while ago I wrote an article about New Age deceptions. This recent Solar Eclipse in Sagittarius (December 4, 2021 – 12 degrees) shed a lot of light on two main things for me. One is that the truth of what is really going on in the world is reaching far more people than it ever has before in recorded history. Some of the largest cities are completely occupied by protests against tyranny. People are coming together and supporting each other in new ways, and this is fantastic.

The second thing that has come to my attention is that New Age deceptions are simultaneously reaching an all-time peak in performance. There are so many styles, brands, shades and hues of this nonsense that it has become harder and harder for the average person to be able to identify New Age shills and zombies when they meet them, and to be able to spot and decode their snaky language. So as a person who was literally surrounded by these types for many years of my life that I can never get back, I’ve compiled a list below breaking down several of their different personalities in meme form.

Did you ever notice how much New Age is tied in with modern leftism? It has grown like some kind of disease, with America being a leading influence in its rapid spread. Last year I came across an article by some old man (whose name is not worth remembering) criticizing my article The Throes of America’s First Pluto Return, saying this was the typical rhetoric used in astrology. I laughed. His statement couldn’t have been further from the truth, but he was of course projecting because his own self-congratulatory work resembles that of the echo chamber of every other condescending New Age “Truth seeker” that is so prevalent today. It doesn’t take a rocket scientist to figure out that we’re being played by the government. It’s obvious that lots of people are ignorant. It’s also hard to miss the fact that so many people aren’t buying into the lies anymore.

Here’s a helpful hint about deceptive New Agers though. They’ll usually not come right out right away admitting to be assholes. They much prefer donning the masks of love, light and/or “wokeness”. These are the trust fund babies who live in mansions, buy every book by Deepak Chopra, get face-lifts, go on Goddess retreats four times a year whatever gender they are and go vegan because it’s in vogue. These are the narcissists who believe they’re above it all after they’ve taken a few doses of peyote or ayahuasca, and who conduct cultural ceremonies that have nothing to do with their own cultural background. Sometimes they are openly rude and abusive to their followers, but still use spiritually based slogans in their advertising. These are the opportunists who dominate the so-called Truth movement, and their superiority complexes cancel out whatever virtue seems to be tied in with educating their cult followings. These are the minions of 21st century New Age: